The evil slut vampire who only loved herself.

The Vampire Diaries iTunes ShuffleKatherine Pierce: Bitch-...

Tue, 21 May 2013 11:44:09 +0100

The Vampire Diaries iTunes Shuffle
Katherine Pierce: Bitch- Meredith Brooks

oakley-andrew: How romantic. No drinks? I always thought it’d be one big party. A tan or burned...

Mon, 20 May 2013 22:32:11 +0100

How romantic. No drinks? I always thought it’d be one big party. A tan or burned alive in your case. Vampires don’t do too well around fire. If it was up to me you would’ve been dead already, there’s only one reason you’re not. I don’t normally align myself with vampires. Smart girl, I’m not making any promises on that one though.

I presume you haven’t read the play then. We’ll have to turn it into that then, won’t we? I can take a little heat. Do you really think you could kill me? Keep threatening me and I’ll have to send a warning. You really don’t want that. And I usually use mutts for a game of chase; with a few exceptions. Just wait and see.

oakley-andrew: Dysfunctional teams are always more fun. So if you go down I’m going down with you?...

Mon, 20 May 2013 18:00:31 +0100

oakley-andrew:

Dysfunctional teams are always more fun. So if you go down I’m going down with you? Hey, the more the merrier, as long as there are drinks down there I’ll manage. Because I haven’t ripped your heart out or found you during a full moon, though I’ve thought of both, many times. Give me a reason why I should trust you. My brother is likely being tortured for putting his trust in you so it better be good.

Just like Romeo and Juliet. Hm, not sure about the drinks; but we’ll get a tan. Well, I’m touched by the generosity of your heart. You probably shouldn’t, but you don’t have many vindictive vampires left to turn to. It involves a spell. That’s all I’m revealing for now. Just so you won’t stab me in the back- literally.

oakley-andrew: Well, you should’ve been more specific, but I would gladly help you with that one....

Mon, 20 May 2013 16:19:46 +0100

oakley-andrew:

Well, you should’ve been more specific, but I would gladly help you with that one. What are you talking about it’s a wonderful plan. I could distract him and you could use your little vampire speed to get close and rip his heart out or head off. If you happen to get killed also well that’s just killing two birds with one stone. Why don’t you put forth some effort and share your wisdom then, Grandma.

What a team we’d make. Hilarious. Unfortunately, you’d be quickly killed by one of his hybrids; but I guess we’ll have fun in hell together. Give me one reason why I should trust you, Mutt.

oakley-andrew: Tristan’s? I thought you two were best buds. I may just dye my hair you never know....

Mon, 20 May 2013 15:55:25 +0100

oakley-andrew:

Tristan’s? I thought you two were best buds. I may just dye my hair you never know. He’s the first original hybrid freak I’ve met so I can’t say I know much about them. But werewolves can be killed a few ways, so can vampires. The two in common that I know of are ripping their heart out or head off. So the question is can he grow a second head or heart?

No you idiot, your father. First of all, you’re making the mistake that he has a heart- which he probably doesn’t. Secondly, there’s no way anyone’s got the brutal strength of nerve to even attempt that. Thirdly, do I really need to go on about how insanely bad that plan is? Think outside the box, please.

oakley-andrew: I try. You think I would share anything personal with you? I’m not as gullible as my...

Mon, 20 May 2013 15:15:28 +0100

oakley-andrew:

I try. You think I would share anything personal with you? I’m not as gullible as my brother, Katherine. For your sake you better hope my bastard of a father doesn’t get through to him. You want substance? Let’s talk Klaus then, I think it’s safe to say we both would like to see him dead.

I can take care of myself. And it would give me great pleasure to rip his head off. I’ll box it up for you, consider it a present. Fine. Got any bright ideas? Or do you live up to your hair colour?

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Sun, 19 May 2013 19:55:10 +0100

God would you get a room?

Sat, 18 May 2013 15:50:45 +0100

impulsivebrother:

Since when do you give compliments, Katherine? Moreover, compliments concerning my person?

Say it, I want to hear you say it.

It has been known.

And I don’t care what you want.

God would you get a room?

Sat, 18 May 2013 14:57:31 +0100

impulsivebrother:

What do you mean?

You’re clever, work it out cupcake.

God would you get a room?

Sat, 18 May 2013 14:00:41 +0100

impulsivebrother:

A lot happened since then, don’t you think?

Not enough.

God would you get a room?

Sat, 18 May 2013 13:50:29 +0100

impulsivebrother:

Drop the act, Katherine. Just once.

You’re about six months too late for that.

God would you get a room?

Sat, 18 May 2013 13:45:06 +0100

impulsivebrother:

Have I ever joked about this?

Then I suggest you check into some sort of clinic, for people with delusions.

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Sat, 18 May 2013 13:30:08 +0100

God would you get a room?

Sat, 18 May 2013 13:25:39 +0100

impulsivebrother:

Well, maybe the fact that my opinion on you matters more to you that you’d ever admit.

You’re joking right?

God would you get a room?

Sat, 18 May 2013 13:14:25 +0100

impulsivebrother:

I’m not working on anybody’s behalf. You managed that one of my friends got tortured by the crazy father of her boyfriend and I don’t like it when something bad happens to my friends. You should’ve known I wouldn’t be happy about what you did. You’re not that stupid, aren’t you?

And why on earth would I give a damn about what you think?

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Sat, 18 May 2013 02:29:30 +0100

oakley-andrew: You have a heart? My brother will be fine. He’s the ‘golden boy’ after all, our dad...

Sat, 18 May 2013 02:27:39 +0100

oakley-andrew:

You have a heart? My brother will be fine. He’s the ‘golden boy’ after all, our dad will still hate me more even after knowing.

You’re so original. Are you going to rattle on about your daddy issues or talk about something with substance? Because trust me, you don’t have an agenda on them.

oakley-andrew: It’s a rare thing if we’re not. You sure it doesn’t have anything to do with the...

Sat, 18 May 2013 02:18:32 +0100

oakley-andrew:

It’s a rare thing if we’re not. You sure it doesn’t have anything to do with the whole blackmail thing? Because that’s what I would bet on.

My heart bleeds for you both. Perhaps. Who knows. It’ll be a mystery until your brother returns. Or bits of him.

oakley-andrew: Of course I can, it’s just the writing part I struggle with. So since you know so...

Sat, 18 May 2013 02:02:55 +0100

oakley-andrew:

Of course I can, it’s just the writing part I struggle with. So since you know so much did he tell you why?

I assume you and Amber are going through a lovers but not lovers tiff? He wants to clear his conscience. You know, wipe off the sins of vampire sex etc etc. Personally I think it’s a warped cry for help.

oakley-andrew: He’s what? I guess that’s what that note meant.. So you can read? Well,...

Sat, 18 May 2013 01:47:41 +0100

oakley-andrew:

He’s what? I guess that’s what that note meant..

So you can read? Well, that’s always a positive sign.