You always did enjoy it when you got two people instead of one, didn’t you?
I would pay a lot of money to see you in 5 inch heels on a runway.
To begin with. After a century and a half, it gets annoying.
You know me and my macho hero complex. If people would stop getting themselves caught though I wouldn’t have to.
Nah, I think you just like the attention. And the tight costume.
Like you’d admit it if I was right.
Killing people is a sport.
I’m not that kind of person.
See, you seem to forget that I’m stronger now. I’m not afraid of you.
You could be.
I could crush you like orange pulp and you know it.
I can’t go to the bar at noon without everyone staring at me in the restaurant portion of The Grill.
Staring at you as you rip their throats out?
What if I say please?
I know that I’m not stupid but you’ve been around for what was it 537 years? You could have shacked up with someone for awhile.
I say no.
Define shacking up.
Just the distraction I needed.
Look at you living the human dream. Best of both worlds, Bex?
Most jocks aren’t hybrids too. Just an observation I made.
Oh she loves it, really. Even got a bumper sticker that says ‘My son’s a werewolf-vampire.’
Top of your class.
Hmm, switch the order. Vampire-werewolf has a better ring to it.
Take it how you want. Stereotypes. I don’t really live by those.
I know how you feel. People are very surprised when they find out that I’m not just an evil slut vampire.
So how does your mom feel about the whole undead thing?
It’s by choice, so you can shut up laughing.
This is the real world, Kat. Not Harry Potter world.
Give me three girls who would sleep with you.
You’re talking to a vampire Jeremy. A castle in the middle of Scotland isn’t too unrealistic.